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February 2008

14: The Chocolate Coating Makes It Go Down Easier. (14)
12: (like a light bulb) (40)
01: Fat is the new black. (7)

January 2008

28: Eskimo Love? (8)
18: The Burden of Proof. (9)
14: Ee-i-ee-i-o. (4)
10: The Molehill is the Size of Mount Everest. At Least in My Head, It Is. (36)

November 2007

15: Baaaaaaa. (55)

October 2007

16: That’ll Put Some Lead in Your Pencil. (22)

September 2007

20: Comes with your choice of three tasty dipping sauces! (20)
13: The Universe Needs a Concrete Enema. (11)

August 2007

15: Run, Forrest, Run! (13)
14: People Get Paid for This Shit. (17)
10: Things That I Do Not Understand. (23)

July 2007

17: NUMBER TWO! (32)

March 2007

15: Attempting to Avoid Desk Drool… (9)
15: Look no further. Okay, look a little further. (1)

February 2007

21: Meet Me in St. Louis. (10)
21: Arch deluxe? (0)
14: Archives (0)
14: Celebrate VD! (3)
14: Valentine’s Entry, Elsewhere (0)
09: Hello world! (2)
08: Worth 1000 Words, and None of Them are about How I Hate My Job. (8)
07: It even has pictures. (0)
01: When I Grow Up, I Want to Be Rich and Famous. Or Just Rich Would Do. (9)
01: Update Fun! (1)

January 2007

25: Would You Like a Side of Cranky with That? (8)
25: Oooh, SHINY (0)
23: “…where my lovelight’s waiting silently for me.” (9)
17: The 8th Circle of Dork. (7)
15: More Nuts than a Squirrel with OCD. (12)

December 2006

27: Let’s All Pretend We’re Normal. (13)
21: It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas….Dammit. (6)
20: About (0)
20: Nothing Says “Merry Christmas” Like Getting the Hell Out of Here? (0)

October 2006

19: When You Haven’t Posted an Entry in 69 Days, Short Descriptions Are Impossible. (11)

August 2006

10: Hell in a Handbasket, with a Soundtrack! (0)
08: “P” for “Pisses Me Off” (0)
04: I’ll Just Blame the Cat. (0)

June 2006

May 2006

19: “Hello, Darlin. Nice to See You. It’s Been a Long Time…” (0)

April 2006

25: Dear Readers (Wait. Do I Still Have Any?) (0)
13: God is in the Details? (0)
04: Blurring the Lines Between 80’s Pop, Acid Rock, and Dungeons & Dragons. (0)

March 2006

24: Just Call Me “Grace,” Goddammit. (0)
21: “Wild Again, Beguiled Again…” (0)
10: “Let the Music Play On (Play On)” (0)
09: So THAT’S Where You Get It…. (0)

February 2006

26: Chain Chain Chaaaaaaaaaaaaain…. (0)
23: Now, if he would just quit stealing all the pillows… (0)
20: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Seconds. (0)
16: LIQUOR? I Hardly Know Her! (0)
13: A Guest in My Own Home? (3)
11: Friday Night (ish) Free Association (0)
09: I Am Sometimes Embarrassed by the Amount of Useless Shit I Know, but That Doesn’t Stop Me from Displaying It. (0)

January 2006

December 2005

29: I’m in a Job-Free State of Mind. (0)
22: Merry Fucking Holidays. (0)
19: sarahsundae is going loopy!! (0)
15: violetsjunk (0)
13: Songs, songs, everywhere’s a song … (Yes, I know those aren’t the real words. Just play along, asshole.) (0)
12: Let’s get retarded. (0)
12: Warcrygirl - Never a Dull Moment (0)
10: Ramblin-Bill Goes Loopy (0)
10: Krugerpak007 dropping by.. (0)
09: So far but yet so near (0)
09: Heeland Lass Rambling (0)
08: danddteacher rocks the house! (0)
08: Just another guest writer (15)
08: Moonfaeryy guest entry (17)
07: Beware the “DanjerusKurves” (0)
07: Bringing in a (W)ringer (0)
07: Kathleen’s Three Songs (0)
06: Loopy Pops In, Briefly, to Feed the Pets and Check the Mail. (0)
05: Smed Gives You a Six Pack! Bottoms Up! (0)
04: Sometimes you feel like a nut. Other times your me. (0)
02: Pepper Seeds 101 (0)
02: Heather Guest Entry 3 Songs (5)
01: “Don’t look at it like it’s forever…” (0)

November 2005

30: Mashed Potatoes and Valium (0)
21: “I Want to Be Someone Else or I’ll Explode” (0)
15: If You Really Don’t Understand the Language, Talking Louder Is Just Annoying. (0)
11: Take a Loopy Field Trip (0)
10: Seventeen Syllables Is All I Got. (0)
02: Titles? We Don’t Need No Steenkin’ Titles. (0)

October 2005

25: Incompetence is the New Black. (0)
17: Diamonds and Drippy Noses (0)
11: Graceful, Personified. (0)
05: She Got the Colonoscopy, I Got the Crap. (0)

September 2005

30: And the Award Goes to…. (0)
26: Laundry and Lyrics and Letters (0)
24: Rock You Like a Hurricane (0)
22: Mother Nature is an Evil Bitch (0)
17: “200 More Miles of Rain Asphalt in Line Before I Sleep” (0)
06: “My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don’t Love Jesus” (0)
05: “I Will Go Down with This Ship…I Won’t Put My Hands up in Surrender…” (0)

August 2005

30: Be It Ever So Humble, There’s No Place Like Home. (0)
28: I’m Just Saying… (0)
25: Yo. (0)
23: Not Here, Sillies. (0)
19: Psssst. (0)
03: Moving, but without the Garage Sale. (0)

July 2005

16: Deliverance II: Journey to Taco Bueno (0)
11: Stash This in Your Sack. (0)

June 2005

30: Tuberculosis, Toyotas, Thongs, and Tools (0)
23: “Take a drink sit back relax smoke my mind make me feel better for a small time” (0)
20: “We got back to the party…we’ve been on the road we’re kinda dirty” (0)
14: “Listen when all of this around us’ll fall over…” (0)
13: “Sleep and know that if I knew all of the answers, I would not hold them from you.” (0)
07: This Whole “Work” Thing Doesn’t Work for Me Today. (0)
06: Fun with Sub-Headings (5)
03: Hippie Arts & Crafts (0)
02: This Entry Is Not About Butt Dreadlocks. (0)

May 2005

31: Purple Pens are the Best Kind. (0)
27: Bein’ Interrogated by Mah Pimp, Yo. (0)
24: More Loopy Letters. (0)
20: This Is How You Gross Me Out. (0)
16: Cats and Catastrophes (0)
13: The Good, the Bad, and the Totally Pissing Me Off (0)
09: Girl, You Don’t Want to Mix Your Pine-Sol with Your Bleach (0)

April 2005

25: Ask, and Ye Shall Receive (0)
20: “Caught a Ride with the Moon…” (0)
14: Grocery Girl, Gay Guy, and Gadget Goofiness (0)
12: Usually, I Pride Myself on Titles. Not Today, Children. (0)
07: Work Sucks When You Can’t Play Pogo Games (0)
04: The Beginning of a Joke, and Some More Drunken Pictures! (0)

March 2005

31: Make the Stupid People Shut Up. (0)
29: Goodbye, My Little Skitty-Kat (0)
28: We’re All About the Penis (0)
27: Yes, I Fucked with the Template. Again. (0)
24: The Salsa Ninja (0)
23: This Is What Boredom Does to You… (0)
20: The Irish Clap (0)
16: Kidnapped by Aliens…Brought Back Recipes (0)
11: In My Mother’s House (0)
05: 47 Questions Because I’m Bored (0)
03: Excavation and Marshmallow Peeps (0)

February 2005

28: Dear World: Stick It Up Your Ass (0)
26: The Party Just Never Stops Around These Here Parts (0)
25: Musical Madness (0)
23: Gump and Monkeys (0)
22: No Wonder It Was on Clearance… (0)
20: A Journey through Joblessness (0)
20: Extra-Loopy (0)
19: Loopy’s Bookshelf (0)
18: I’m Super, Thanks for Asking (0)
15: Bunnies? Beer. Bands. Blah, blah, blah. (0)
11: Only Slightly Less Exciting Than Watching Paint Dry (0)
09: I Have Beads…But I Don’t Have a Job. (0)
07: Want Some Cheese to Go with That Whine? (0)
04: Uh-Oh…Guess What It’s Time For? (0)
03: Cupid Can Kiss My White Dimpled Ass (0)
02: Nothing But the Best… (0)
01: Viruses and Vacation Plans (0)

January 2005

30: Five Rounds with “The Advice Goddess” (1)
28: “My Old Addiction…Changed the Wiring in My Brain” (0)
27: In Which I Succumb to Peer Pressure (0)
26: Surveys. Strange Deaths. Silly Stories. (0)
25: Dear Whoever: Bite Me (0)
24: Monday Monday (Dah Dah, Dah Dah Dah Dah) (0)
21: Is This Week OVER Yet? (0)
20: Shapeless Lumps and Big Brass Ones (0)
18: Further Adventures at the Evil Empire (0)
17: Snappy Little Update (0)
14: “Friday Night I Crashed Your Party…” (1)
13: Early in the Morning…Massa Got Me Workin’ (19)
12: The Loneliest Number? (0)
11: A Stunning Illustration of the Disastrous Consquences When You Look for Inspiration Outisde Yourself (0)
10: Welcome to Loopy’s Secret Clubhouse (0)
09: Say Yes to Drugs. (0)
08: Saving Inspiration for a Rainy Day… (0)
07: Loopy Does Legal (0)
06: Sore Losers…or Sore Winners? (0)
05: All That’s Missing is the Milk & Cookies (0)
04: Pettiness and Poetic Justice (0)
03: Lock Them Up and Throw Away the Key??? (0)
02: Once Again, I Have Proved to Myself That Champagne Hangovers Suck (0)
01: Template Changes When You’re Schnockered are a BAD IDEA (0)

December 2004

31: I Resolve Not to Make any Resolutions (0)
31: Sonic: It’s Just a Jump to the Left (and a Step to the Right) (0)
30: How Much Is a Can of SHUT THE FUCK UP?? (0)
29: Curl Up and Let the Waves Crash Over Me (0)
27: Snow, Sponge Bob, Spoons, and Southwest Suckage (0)
27: Beer, Butter, and Bloated Blessings (0)
26: Delayed Flights and Wishing for “The Forbidden Fruit” (0)
23: Bar Fights When It’s Butt Freezing (0)
22: Snow, Shrieking, and Sinus Overload (0)
21: Taking out the Trash (0)
20: Why Did I Ever Think Shopping Was Fun? (0)
16: Getting My Elaborate On, After I Talk a Little About My Pets (0)
15: It’s a Little Early for Year-End Reflections, but I Don’t Give a Rat’s Ass (0)
15: 10, 10, 9.5, 10, 6.2 from the East German Judge (0)
14: Insomnia Fairy, Meet Writer’s Block Fairy (0)
13: 100 Entries Later, and I’m Still Being Random. (0)
11: It’s So Nice When Things DON’T Suck. (0)
09: I Need More Coffee to Think of a Cute Title. (0)
08: Searching for “The Story”, Part II (0)
07: Searching for “The Story”, Part I (0)
07: I See You Shiver with Anticipa………………………………………..tion (0)
06: Wish List (0)
06: A Monday by Any Other Name… (0)
05: Me & My Inner Slug…We’re Like THIS. (0)
03: Hokey Pokey on Crack (0)
03: 100 Favorite Songs (0)
02: Rings (0)
02: Be Seated on the Trivia Throne… (0)
02: Steppin’ Out… (0)

November 2004

30: Santa’s Super Colon Blow 2004 (3)
29: Back to Life, Back to Reality (0)
27: Saturday is Survey Time! (0)
26: Stronger than Skin (0)
23: Planning is for Losers? (0)
22: What a Turkey. (0)
22: “Shit. You Done Messed Up My Dick Hand.” (0)
19: Life Needs an Undo Button (0)
18: Nothing to Say? Sure. Yeah. Right. (0)
17: The Sun’ll Come Out Tomorrow…Yeah, and Monkeys Might Fly Out My Ass (0)
16: Love in an Elevator (0)
15: Rainy Days and Mondays Always Piss Me Off (0)
14: The Password Is….”Lazy” (0)
13: Drop It Like It’s Hot. (0)
12: Office Supply Envy (0)
11: Group Projects Suck on a Stick, and Other Tales of Woe (0)
10: Naptime for Loopy. (0)
09: Titles Annoy Me, Too (0)
08: Streaks and Smudges (0)
06: My Kitty Is Having a Bad Day, and Other Pointless Shit. (0)
05: It IS Possible to Completely Avoid Work on Fridays…Here’s Proof. (0)
04: “Thought I Knew My Mind Like the Back of My Hand….” (0)
03: My Morning-After Rant (0)
02: GO DO YOUR CIVIC DUTY, MMMKAY? (0)
01: Mondays Are Lame on a Stick (0)

October 2004

31: Something about the Rain (0)
30: WT at WM…In Other Words, Just Another Oklahoma Friday Night (0)
29: I Used to Think He Was Cute. (0)
27: I’m Such a D-Land Slut (0)
26: Insomnia Sucks (0)
25: The Book Club Non-Meeting (0)
24: Sing a Song… (0)
22: Friday Night in the Big Town (0)
21: I’m Tired of History Lessons Right Now. (0)
20: A Loopy Little History, Second Installment (0)
20: A Loopy Little History, First Installment (0)
19: Lunch Hour Smackdown (0)
18: I Thought MY Weekend Sucked. (0)
17: Loopy, Before. (5)
16: Random Top 10 Lists. Because I’m Too Lazy to Type a Real Entry. (0)
15: Just Three Things…and a Three Paragraph Rant. (0)
14: Fire Drills, Random Googling, and Body Piercing (0)
13: If We Vote for Them, Will They Shut the Fuck UP??? (0)
12: Things That Piss Me Off, Part 9324561 (0)
12: Hail to the Chief, and More Hallway Plumbing Fixtures, and Stuff (0)
11: A Few Words Re: The Private Entry (0)
10: There’s a Toilet in My Hallway. (2)
08: Ahhh, Productivity. (0)
06: 51 E-mails Later…. (0)
06: Weekends and Wal-Mart and Schnitzel and Noodles (0)
04: Microsoft Word Can Kiss My Ass. (0)
03: Chaos Theory (0)

September 2004

30: Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing (0)
29: Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor…. (0)
28: All the Small Things… (0)
26: DayQuil, Jack Daniels, and Taco Bueno (0)
23: Cat Fight! (0)
22: I Don’t Feel Like Being Funny Today. (0)
21: You’ve Just Been Visited by the Random Thought Fairy (0)
20: But God TOLD Me To… (0)
15: Never Discuss Politics or Religion? (0)
15: Done Been There, Done Seen That (0)
10: …But what about the lawn?? (0)
08: No Boys Allowed… (0)
02: Get a Condom…or Get a Job (0)
01: Big Sister is Watching (0)

August 2004

30: The Bad Neighbor (0)
26: Pull Over….It’s the Fashion Police (0)
22: The Laundry Nazi (0)
20: Charity Begins at Work (0)
19: Getting Nailed Is Not Always a Good Thing (0)
18: 100 Things about Me (0)
17: Call DHS. Or the ASPCA. Whatever You Do, Kill It Before It Can Breed. (0)
16: Flowers, Cake, and Seriously Uncomfortable Underwear (0)
13: Shut the Hell Up…I’m Trying to Eat My Quarter Pounder (0)
11: Cell Phones are the Instruments of Beelzebub (0)
10: The Day the Universe Said Fuck You (0)
10: A Room with a View (0)
09: Good Hair and Bad Driving (0)
08: Working Out, Bounce Out, and the Failure of Retail Therapy (0)
06: And You’re Telling Me This Because…. (0)
05: Bacon, Eggs, and Crack Whores (0)
04: Crazy for ICU…Or, What I Did Not Do on My Summer Vacation (0)

December 1969

31: Diagonally parked in a parallel universe (0)

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