Entries Tagged as 'Fat Pants'

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

The Chocolate Coating Makes It Go Down Easier.

So, Valentine’s Day. That must mean it’s time for a gratuitous bit o’ fluff! The idea is to open up your music library (MP3 player, computer, wherever), and write down the songs that play with “Love” in the title. Lando did 11, I ended up with 15 before I got bored.
The Smiths […]

Friday, February 1st, 2008

Fat is the new black.

This, unfortunately, is not a joke.
I can’t believe that someone actually believes this is a good idea. Several someones, in fact, since the bill has co-authors. Wonder if they actually wrote this from scratch, or if they just borrowed some old Jim Crow laws and changed “black” or “Negro” to “obese?”
My question […]

Friday, August 10th, 2007

Things That I Do Not Understand.

Why the helpful soul at my office who buys a can of spray air freshener for each of the four stalls in the women’s restroom can’t buy them all the same flavor. It smells like a three-year-old who got into her cheap whore mamma’s perfume stash.

Why the fashion industry wants women to look […]

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