Loopier by the Minute

If you’re bored like I am…there’s an entry over here.

The fun begins over here.

Celebrate a stupid holiday…right this way!

Hey! Over here!

The bitching can be found over here.

Another update? From me? I think so.

Step right up. I’m moving. I think. Maybe. Anyway, I updated over here, so clicky clicky!

As someone pointed out, I haven’t exactly been prolific here lately. It’s not that I don’t have things going on in my life, but I’ve just been sort of lacking in the inspiration and motivation departments lately.
For starters, work has been at red-alert on my Annoy-O-MeterTM lately. An illustration:

* Definition: If […]

I believe the world must be coming to an end. That is the only explanation for why you might get *THREE* entries from me in a *SINGLE WEEK*.
I will grant you that this entry is a little on the fluffy side. But I liked these surveys (I still refuse to use […]

So I was hanging out with Lando this past weekend, and we watched a movie. V for Vendetta, to be exact. It wasn’t bad, but Lando and I did disagree about one particular aspect.
WARNING. If you haven’t seen this movie yet, what I’m about to write could be considered a spoiler. So if you want […]

I am really not a superstitious person. I don’t freak if I step on cracks, spill salt, break mirrors, walk under ladders, have to leave the house on Friday the 13th, or a black cat crosses my path (which is probably a good thing, since I have a constantly-underfoot black cat).
However, I […]

Well, I was planning to post my next entry about all the sights and sounds of Bonnaroo, but then, I was bored at work, and read THIS:
For those who ignore the linkage, here’s the deal. J.K. Rowling said in an interview that two more characters are going to be killed in Book 7 of […]

Once again, BFRB and I decided to get our hippie on and make a pilgrimage to Manchester, Tennessee, for the Roo.

However, unlike last year, we actually had fun from day one. Here’s a picture of us driving to the Roo:

We stopped for some food at a random A&W. They had a […]

Ever notice that the words “herbicidal disinfectant” and “spermicidal lubricant” are almost the same? I was sitting getting my nails done, and happened to glance at a jar on the counter which contained some sort of disinfecting liquid, and for a minute there, I could have sworn I saw the words “spermicidal lubricant.”
Wonder what’s […]

I hate it when I don’t update for a while…
See, if I update (semi) regularly, ya’ll know what triviality has happened in my life. You know about me seeing the interracial midget couple at Wal-Mart again. You know that Mr. Stinky-Scratchy-Snorty at work still annoys me. You know that I saw a […]

Dear Manufacturers of Gillette Quattro for Women:
I like the superclose shave that comes from that fourth blade. I like that the handle is substantial and doesn’t threaten to fly out of your hand. I even like that the blades are wrapped in fine wire, so that you allegedly cannot suffer serious cuts of […]

You know how it totally pisses you off when some jackass drives in your blind spot? Well, it also sucks when said jackass is WALKING in your blind spot.
Today, as it is time to leave my place of employment, I push the button for the elevator. There are only two floors above ours […]

The splint lasted a grand total of six days before I decided that it sucked donkey balls and quit wearing it. The good news is that my foot is a lot better. The swelling has gone way down, the bruises are fading, and I can almost walk without limping. It hurts like a bastard at […]

BFRB isn’t allowed to talk anymore. Ever.
Well, maybe she’s allowed to SPEAK. She is NOT, however, allowed to say shit like “my life couldn’t be going any more smoothly right now” or “you haven’t done anything super-klutzy lately.”
In the case of the former, she immediately was faced with some […]

First things first…the winner of the CD chain was none other than the Superfly WCG. She posted her review earlier today, while my ass was at work without the track list. So, belatedly, here it is:
Track List for the Mystery CD I Made warcrygirl:
1. Three Dog Night - “Never Been to Spain”2. Ben Folds Five […]