So, Valentine’s Day. That must mean it’s time for a gratuitous bit o’ fluff! The idea is to open up your music library (MP3 player, computer, wherever), and write down the songs that play with “Love” in the title. Lando did 11, I ended up with 15 before I got bored.
The Smiths […]
So, lots of people are doing the current meme du jour, and I figure, why the hell not. I know I saw it here.
The rules:
Do a Google image search on the answer to each item, and pick a photo from the first page of results. Post the photo. Make everyone think you actually wrote something. […]
I’m not a big fan of wearing a bunch of makeup. In fact, my daily routine generally consists of three products: eyeliner, mascara, and lipstick.
Of course, being that I only use three products (plus the occasional dot of concealer), I’m kinda picky about them.
I prefer pencil eyeliner because it’s a lot easier to correct first-thing-in-the-morning-haven’t-had-my-fucking-coffee-I-can-barely-see […]
Reading an article like this makes my imagination go a little crazy. It sounds like something out of a Dean Koontz* novel, where a Mysterious Supernatural Event occurs, but really, it’s the work of some kind of fucked-up top secret government organization testing some wacky new method of warfare and/or mind control so that they […]
Why the helpful soul at my office who buys a can of spray air freshener for each of the four stalls in the women’s restroom can’t buy them all the same flavor. It smells like a three-year-old who got into her cheap whore mamma’s perfume stash.
Why the fashion industry wants women to look […]
I have avoided posting lately, because seriously, work has been sucking. Every sentence I have started to type has made me sound like I have Tourette’s Syndrome. There are only so many permutations of “asshole,” “Boss,” “fucknugget,” “piles of paper,” and “shitstick” that you can type before you just start sounding redundant and getting comments […]
Something nice actually happened at work on Tuesday. Mr. Meeting, entirely unprovoked, brought the paralegals ice cream sandwiches.
The rest of the week has been utterly boring on a stick. While I am somewhat glad that the case which was going to make me travel again next week settled (because it was one that we had […]
Since any entry I might feel compelled to write at present would likely be some combination of obscenities, “boss,” and “work” I decided to swipe a little blogthing from Pine Curtain and let ya’ll invent your own tirades about why Loopy hates her job this week. As a bonus for my lazy ass, […]
In a departure from previous years around this time, I’m going to try not to bitch about Christmas.
HAHAHA. I crack myself UP, I tell you.
I am, however, going to try to bitch about NEW things about Christmas, instead of the same old “I hate airports, I hate my annoying stepfather, I hate buying presents […]
