Why is it that, when I’m under stress, my body decides it’s time to revert to junior high and grow zits the size of Mount Everest? Seriously. I have one on the END OF MY NOSE that is making me look like Rudolph the Fucking Red-Nosed Reindeer.
So what’s the stress about, you ask? Moving. Lando […]
Two weeks ago, our senior paralegal walked out three days before a trial. Two of us remained. The partners, rather than hiring a third paralegal, decided to give the remaining two a secretary, which was actually a very nice thing….no more being a goddamn file clerk.
Today, the other paralegal gave notice.
There are at least 4 […]
Yay for commentary debate!
Just to clarify, though, lest anyone think I am a heartless, cold bitch who hates children and wants them to have more memories of KinderCare than their moms and dads:
I don’t think that kids’ stuff isn’t important. I do think, though, that if you have a job where there are a lot […]
Why the helpful soul at my office who buys a can of spray air freshener for each of the four stalls in the women’s restroom can’t buy them all the same flavor. It smells like a three-year-old who got into her cheap whore mamma’s perfume stash.
Why the fashion industry wants women to look […]
I have avoided posting lately, because seriously, work has been sucking. Every sentence I have started to type has made me sound like I have Tourette’s Syndrome. There are only so many permutations of “asshole,” “Boss,” “fucknugget,” “piles of paper,” and “shitstick” that you can type before you just start sounding redundant and getting comments […]
Something nice actually happened at work on Tuesday. Mr. Meeting, entirely unprovoked, brought the paralegals ice cream sandwiches.
The rest of the week has been utterly boring on a stick. While I am somewhat glad that the case which was going to make me travel again next week settled (because it was one that we had […]
Guess what? This entry? It’s going to feature some nice bitching about work! I’m sure you’re all just SHOCKED.
I have a hearing next week in
St. Louis. In and of itself, this is not a horrible thing. Getting away from this increasingly weird-vibe shithole is somewhat appealing, but leaving at 7:30 Saturday morning for a hearing […]
I hate everyone at work lately. All of them.
My supervising paralegal is being a complete bitch and treating me like I’m retarded. There’s no need for that. Some of the things that I have to do right now are things that, because we’d been slow and hadn’t received a bunch of new […]
Ten things that are currently pissing me off (Pete initiated this trend today, and since I’m feeling cranky but simultaneously incapable of telling an actual beginning-middle-transitions-end story, I thought I would institute as a new, well, that M-word that I fucking think is stupid):
(1) Ms. Whiny. I don’t have another actual trial with her till […]
Last week was nuts. N-V-T-S nuts. (Bonus points to those who can identify the source of this quotation.)
I had a hearing. With Ms. Whiny. And she was a complete fucking bitchy ho-bag the entire week. I will grant you, most attorneys display version of bitchy, whiny, asshole-icious, or otherwise sucktacular behavior during trials. However, […]
